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Wed, Apr. 19th, 2006, 08:34 pm This would have been easier if I could draw.

I really should know better, but I clicked on a link to the DC message boards, topic of the new Frank Miller cover.In summary... this is why I’m going to stay way the hell over here okay thanks. However, one exchange did catch my attention and would not let me shake it as it might have a sane person. maelithil: Depicting [women] as an ass, a pair of tits, some gorgeous thighs is doing them a disservice. Distilling them into nothing but their sexual attributes is objectifying. And that's exactly what this cover does.Random Fanboy: And notice that Superman's chest is OFTEN a whole panel unto itself. Not Superman fighting the bad guy. Not Superman standing full figure. Superman's chest. Just his chest. His huge, massive, S-draped, extraterrestrially muscular chest. Is Superman being objectified? Is he being used? Should I cry for Superman?And. Just. What? This is the counterexample? But! Maybe it’s not that his logic is just that scary. Maybe it's hard to understand what she’s talking about because it really, honestly is that there’s no comparable example featuring a male denizen of the DCU. I mean, even the occasional Nightwing crotch shot *tries* to have context. Obviously, something had to be done. For The Good Of Fandom. Luckily, much like Miller, I have no shame. Totally Appropriate Covers (with bonus, never before seen script excerpts!)  Hal’s flying away from us through a generic starfield, nothing interesting to see except him. Have him wriggle around, giving us a good shot of his package. Add some details, something fancy for the fanboys to drool over, but don’t let it draw attention away from the point of the cover – that Kyle has nothing, NOTHING, on my boy Hal.

Be careful with this one – we don’t want Supes to come off as too powerful, too imposing. Maybe have him lean a bit, off balance, the better to show off his *well filled* briefs. He's fiddling with the waist line, such a cock *heh* tease. He knows he’s got what we want, and if we turn the cover, he’ll let us have it.

Well, we’ve done just about every variation on the theme by now, so let’s go back to the basics: Black on black, a full cover shot of Batman’s ass. Add in the utility belt for colour – give it that Sin City look. Show me thick, powerful legs under that latex or whatever the hell he wears. Clenched butt muscles. Make it obvious this is no BatGIRL we’re talking about.
Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 04:16 am (UTC)
maelithil

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. They seem to have shut up for now, but if they start spouting nonesense again can I link them to the pictures? Because this is EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT GODDAMMIT. Perfect. This is perfect. And also awesome. *HEARTS YOU MIGHTILY* Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 04:18 am (UTC)
rubynye

Wow. I want to comment praising you for the clear message you've transmitted using art, your well-crafted and precise metaphor, or somesuch intelligent comment as you deserve. But actually? The little green nutsack seam has my brain melting and dripping out my ears. Wow. Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 04:27 am (UTC)
brown_betty

…wow, this is exactly as horrifying as it should be, and also, why you are awesome. Gah! I'm going to go brainpuke now. Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 05:03 am (UTC)
vagabond_sal

Man, if All-Star Batman looked like that, I might actually pick up an issue. Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 06:09 am (UTC)
minim_calibre

Damn. I think I love you. Just... yes. Exactly. ::cue ironic use of icon:: Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 11:13 am (UTC)
gileonnen

The worst/best part is, your lovely and pointed covers are anatomically possible, whereas Miller's lady appears to have disjointed her spine. Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 02:25 pm (UTC)
cereta

*flails* Yes. Exactly. Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 08:09 pm (UTC)
wickedprincess3

Oh god this is hilarious (and a bit disturbing. a lot) but also, so very much just *it*. Oh man. :) Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 08:16 pm (UTC)
sizequeen

You know what's astonishing about FM? He can't draw for shit. In "Sin City," the art was "stylized," but in a bright mainstream superhero comic, his drawings look like the work of an arthritic bear. Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 08:20 pm (UTC)
giggerota

That's what momma wants. Yum! Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
roachspit

Oh god. Yes, love it, thanks. If just one cover like this made it out, I would never again have to deal with icky guys at the comics shop. But they would finally get it. Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 08:37 pm (UTC)
ratcreature

Bwahaha. These are great. Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 08:44 pm (UTC)
merfilly

You make a strong point. No, Superman's chest as a cover does not freakin' begin to be analogous to a T&A cover. Superman's chest happens to bear an Icon, one as recognizable, world wide, as a flag. If anyone were asked first impression of a Supes' chest cover, the symbol is all they'd be able to mention at first. It is not objectifying the body. Grr. Fanboys sometimes tick me off. And yes, I do own pin up art, but I prefer my comic covers to actually reflect the freakin' essence of the book inside! Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 10:50 pm (UTC)
huzzlewhat

This is brilliant, and disturbing, and funny, and makes the point perfectly. Especially with the "script." Very Well Done. Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 10:54 pm (UTC)
count_fenring

Heh. My fandom's weakness is listening to lying blue god-gnomes when they tell me I can't hurt yellow things. Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 11:17 pm (UTC)
ellid

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Thu, Apr. 20th, 2006 11:23 pm (UTC)
marag

These? Are fabulous! Every woman in comic fandom should bookmark this post for the next time the "but women aren't objectified" argument comes up. Heh. Fri, Apr. 21st, 2006 12:30 am (UTC)
violetfishy

Ended up here from a link on someone elses journal. You win. The internets is yours! Fri, Apr. 21st, 2006 12:53 am (UTC)
razorsmile

Sheeee-it, if I saw any of those on the stands, I'd be on 'em like white on rice. Any comic doing something that unexpected absolutely deserves my $$$. Fri, Apr. 21st, 2006 01:44 am (UTC)
kkglinka

What perfect visual statements. Thank you. Fri, Apr. 21st, 2006 02:17 am (UTC)
ghostgecko

(here from the onion) Y'know, after those TBS commercials for Lord of the Rngs targeting slash writers (the Frodo is gay for Sam ones), maybe DC will cotton on to alternative markets? Nah . . . . Fri, Apr. 21st, 2006 02:25 am (UTC)
__marcelo

The Superman cover... Oh, *god*, the Superman cover... I don't know what's more disturbing, the drawings or your spot-on Miller notes. You rule. Please don't do this too often, it couldn't have been good for your sanity, trying to get inside his head... Fri, Apr. 21st, 2006 02:32 am (UTC)
scarfe

You know, I read his Sin City stuff and I think, "Okay, he's obviously exaggerating the noir conventions regarding women, turning them around to grant the women of old town a kind of power and autonomy, so maybe I can let that slide...as problematic as it is." Then I read stuff like this so-called "All Star" Batman and Robin series full of cheesecake ass shots and I think, "Okay...maybe he's just exaggerating masculinity conventions of comics to make some kind of satirical point. Dark Knight Returns is pretty satirical...he can do satire..." Then I read the All Star issue with Black Canary and see this cover and I think, "Yeah...Miller just likes T'n'A." Subtlety goes out the window. And to do this to Wonder Woman, off all characters. Where the fuck is her arm? It was in the way of a boob, so off it goes? I bet he’s getting cut a fat paycheque for this stuff. Hope he's enjoying himself. Fri, Apr. 21st, 2006 02:33 am (UTC)
collie13

Came here from a friend's LJ. You are a bad. Bad. Person. Keyboards everywhere curse your name. And now I must go clean my keyboard... ;) Fri, Apr. 21st, 2006 03:08 am (UTC)
blackdove24

hm, and here i thought you were going to refer to the black canary cover i saw tonight, but no. wow. and i would just like to say, HELLS YEAH! i might actually pic up an issue of action comics if it had the promise of such action in it ; ) also, i'm surprised that no one's mentioned this recent cover though. i mean, while not quite frank miller, my first thought when i saw it was "WHOA! ASS!" and i briefly thought about buying x-men again (partially due to a fondness for silvestri from days when he sucked less and my taste in comics sucked more). |